another guest post

oh friends it is Champ again friends with some exciting news from Gladlyville

Stella was in the kitchen friends and she did a strange enchanting thing: she took one of those round metal things that smells like nothing and OH she transformed it into a Font of Magical Smells. 

because I am a very good boy a very good boy indeed I always like to tell my friends when there is Magic in the air.

first I sniffed toward the back door because how could such Magic be coming from inside the house?

maybe it is the Fairy Wogdog, I thought to myself. BUT NO it WAS inside-the-house Magic.

it was Tuna Melt Magic, Jamie said.

I said Jamie I said do you need any help with the Tuna Melt Magic? I am a very helpful boy yes a very helpful boy. has the Tuna Melt Magic been sniffed enough? I am a good and helpful sniffer! is there maybe too much Tuna Melt Magic for you to manage on your own? I live to help! I aim to please!

I said Stella I said that is a lot of Tuna Melt Magic for one girl. don't overstuff yourself! maybe you should only eat half of the Magic. okay, maybe only three-quarters. okay, okay, seven-eighths is good too.

oh. okay.

but then! when they were putting away the Magic things Jamie dropped a Magic-scented ball next to the garbage can!

all the balls are for me me me so of course I snarfed it into my mouth. how much do they love me here? a ball! a shiny ball that tastes like Magic!

Jamie said "Champ do not eat aluminum foil." she said "drop it" but of course I knew she didn't mean it because all the balls are for me me me, a good and helpful dog. (I gave it back eventually friends and this time Jamie put it IN the garbage can and I still feel it was not quite fair.)

the kitchen here is not very big no not very big it is about as wide as me when I stretch out. but if I stretch out and sleep there I will be SURE to know the next time there is more Magic in the air. or more wadded-up aluminum foil I like that too.

I will update you friends! also if you want to come visit me you just have to snuff out the house that smells like Magic! see you soon maybe!

XLXL,
Champ