"Mom," said Joe, "Mrs. Whatsit says it was totally not okay for you to drop me off at the chess tournament."
I said, "What?" (Because I'm articulate like that.)
Apparently parents were expected to stay on site for the entire NINE HOURS of the Saturday chess tournament -- an expectation that was news to me. I am wondering if this is a memo I missed at some earlier point in the eight years we've done chess club (we started going to our elementary school's chess club while we were still homeschooling), or if this is a recent and poorly publicized change. In either case, I am not a fan.
Point the first: I am raising kids who know how to occupy themselves quietly. Point the second: I check in regularly with them during chess tournaments, stopping by at intervals to make sure they are fed and happy and behaving; we complete our volunteer shifts as requested. Point the third: I have FIVE children and my Saturdays are packed. If I spend Saturday sitting at a chess tournament making sure that my children don't -- I don't even know -- pick up a rook too quickly and sprain their wrists? run shrieking from the competition room if they're unexpectedly checkmated? -- anyway, a Saturday spent hanging around at a chess tournament is a Saturday in which some important things can't get done.
(I just typed out a list of all the things I had to do last Saturday besides sitting on my butt at a chess tournament, but it was too long for anyone to bother reading so I deleted it. You're welcome.)
I grilled the boys about what precipitated this comment from Mrs. Whatsit. Had they caused any trouble? Ever, at any of this season's tournaments? Even a whisper of trouble? Had they ever declined to listen to an adult redirecting them? It wasn't anything like that, apparently; it's just this same old business about children "needing" more supervision than I am inclined to provide.
If you are new to this blog you might not know that this is a hot-button topic for me: I was investigated by CPS in 2008 over allegations that I failed to provide adequate supervision for Joe; a year or two later a neighbor reduced Pete to tears when she insisted that his mother shouldn't have allowed him to walk around the block. It's not that I expect other people to set the same kinds of boundaries that I do for their own kids. What gets me is the assumption that I must be wrong-- that it's "totally not okay" for a pair of reasonably well-behaved children to spend the day checking in intermittently with their parents. (Who, by the way, aren't even allowed in the competition room during the games. Joe tells me that the parents all pile up around the doors, squinting in through the narrow windows to catch glimpses of their kids.)
We had this conversation on the way to the ice rink, where Joe is doing Hockey 1. "Hockey 1" is actually "learn to skate": go forward slowly, go backward slowly, do some slow swizzles, do some gentle slalom action around some orange cones. I was astonished, and a little embarrassed, to discover that he was the only kid in his class without a helmet on. Now you guys, I am well aware of the hazards of pediatric brain injury, but I'm telling you: a kid in this class would have to fling himself bodily in front of the Zamboni before a helmet would be necessary.* What's next-- life vests in the bathtub?
I still feel awkward that he wasn't wearing a helmet.
It's like there's this race to see whose kids can be the most protected, which parents can be most cautious. The outcome of this race is not remotely interesting to me. I do not want to compete in the Most Overprotective challenge. And yet it's not easy to opt out.
The challenge I'm most interested in is the one where we're realistic about the risks that really affect the kids in our neighborhoods (e.g., many more serious brain injuries are caused by car travel than by slow and gentle ice skating) and where we work together to encourage resourcefulness and independence in our kids. I'm also a fan of that event where we acknowledge that there are all kinds of workable ways to raise kids, and that descriptors like "totally not okay" are more appropriate for behaviors like, say, putting out a cigarette on a kid's arm because he spilled his milk than for behaviors like dropping kids off at an event where you'd dropped them off for the past several years.
Even to myself I sound pretty defensive. I guess I do feel defensive. And frustrated -- if participating in chess tournaments means that a parent is out of action for an entire Saturday, then my kids won't be able to participate in chess tournaments. These weird and inflexible new norms mean that they will be missing out. And, given Joe's winning record on Saturday, so will his team.
*I know, I know: a kid could lose his balance while standing still and fall unexpectedly, striking his head on the ice, which is unyielding and also -- think of the children! -- cold. But the version of parenthood in which we see who has the most well-developed capacity for envisioning worst-case scenarios is not the version of parenthood I signed up for.
Gotta admit it - I err on the side of bubble wrap. But only because I have had more than several unfortunate experiences with observing unexpected events unfold, causing harm to my children. Most of these events were due to the lack of proper supervision by the adults in charge.
However, I completely agree with your assessment of the chess tournament situation. And I become extremely frustrated with lack of communication from school -sponsored events. I agree with you! If you can trust your well-behaved children at the chess tournament and they haven't caused trouble, the team should too. I'm sure the adult in charge has your phone number.
Good luck. I hope your boys can continue to participate on this team.
Posted by: Marcie | March 01, 2013 at 07:06 PM
I agree with you wholeheartedly. And I'm sorry you're being made to feel defensive, and I for one support you (totally uselessly via the anonymity of the Internet) to hold true to your version of parenting.
Posted by: Maria | March 01, 2013 at 08:58 PM
All I can say is AMEN! And Preach it, Sister!!!
And also yikes!! :-( I hope they can continue to go to tournaments!
Posted by: L | March 01, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Maybe they've had bad things happen with various kids over the years and have now made a rule that every child participant, regardless of past behavior, must be accompanied by an adult? Dunno. Seems to me that kids are regularly dropped off for activities, as apposed to the parents staying there, or at least, there seems to be an equal mix of kids dropped off and kids with parents/nanny present .... Maybe it depends on the sport or activity? And age of kids too ... I suppose I presume that the adults who are there, are the adults who will be in charge, you know?
In terms of ice skating. Ah, the memories ..... I skated every night (yes night) from the age of 8 onward, alone with my 9 year old brother, on the lake near our home. Mind, it was managed by the city, we weren't in the wilderness, technically speaking. We may as well have been, in terms of lack of adults. It was just kids in the evening. No helmets. And while assorted traumas occurred in my childhood, none there, interestingly.
I reserve helmets for bikes and scooter and such.
Posted by: Ellie | March 02, 2013 at 07:59 AM
PS what I meant was, in terms of presumption of care, was in reference to the adults running the program, leading it etc, not the other parents who are accompanying their kids ....
Posted by: Ellie | March 02, 2013 at 08:01 AM
Parental supervision of each child for the entire length of the tournament? Are they not selling enough snacks and thus missing their fund-raising goals?
Posted by: Jody | March 02, 2013 at 09:55 AM
How old is Joe? I would definitely leave my 3rd graders in a situation like that and keep checking back on them, but not my kindergartener.
I'm not interested in being a bubble wrap parent either, although I agree our society pushes for that. I laughed out loud at the little kids wearing helmets, elbow pads, and knee pads in our rollerskating classes. I can WALK faster than they're skating! Helmets seem like an overkill.
Posted by: Linda | March 02, 2013 at 03:33 PM
So we can leave our children all day in a class of 25-30 with one responsible adult, but not on a separate day with (presumably) many adults present to monitor the tournament? Yes, this makes complete sense to me.
Posted by: Eliza | March 03, 2013 at 02:24 PM
Ugh. I can't let my kids play unsupervised in our front yard any more because a neighbor called the police on us one time. I'm afraid a second time might lead to CPS. We're already weirdo homeschoolers.
I think if you are comfortable leaving him and he's fine with being left that should be the end of the story. I wonder if the root of it isn't that someone is afraid of being held responsible if SOMETHING HAPPENS. It seems sort of like a CYA policy to me.
Posted by: MelanieB | March 03, 2013 at 07:49 PM
Well, I let my daughter learn to roller skate (indoors) without a helmet. Not that any were available, and I will add that no other children wore them. I wonder why ice is considered harder than...floor? It makes sense in actually hockey where there are pucks, sticks, and pile-ups...but learning to skate? All I can think is that they want to create the habit from the start.
I think a chat with the teacher about chess tournaments is warranted. In any case, her complaint should have been to you, not your child. Joe is not in control of your time management. I'm of the opinion that parents and teachers should only speak well of each other to the children so as not to put them in the middle. It's not always easy, but we do have ways to communicate with each other as adults and I think we should use them.
I'm also going to say that I think it's the definition of insanity to think there is ever any reason to put out a cigarette on a child.
Posted by: Celeste | March 04, 2013 at 10:30 AM
Argh. I agree with you on this as usual. Here children are not allowed on the ice at ice rinks unless they are wearing helmets. So far they are not forcing adults to wear helmets but I bet in few years they'll force us to wear them as well.
Posted by: Pippi | March 07, 2013 at 05:25 PM