Light and Momentary: Chuckles

April 26, 2010

10yo: Mom, do you think the van could go at the speed of light?

13yo: Catholics can never go at the speed of light. [beat] Because they have Mass.

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Conversation while rearranging books: I might put the parenting books with the drama and poetry, but that's kind of weird.

Reply: Oh, I don't know -- I think parenting brings plenty of drama and poetry.

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I love that joke! Catholics have Mass. Ha!

I'd say that joke counted for half the curriculum -- physics AND religion! Take the rest of the day off!
;)

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