10yo: Mom, do you think the van could go at the speed of light?
13yo: Catholics can never go at the speed of light. [beat] Because they have Mass.
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Conversation while rearranging books: I might put the parenting books with the drama and poetry, but that's kind of weird.
Reply: Oh, I don't know -- I think parenting brings plenty of drama and poetry.
I love that joke! Catholics have Mass. Ha!
Posted by: Sarah | April 26, 2010 at 05:25 PM
I'd say that joke counted for half the curriculum -- physics AND religion! Take the rest of the day off!
;)
Posted by: Leila | April 26, 2010 at 06:54 PM