What if we named the baby for a Greek god or something? Like we could give it my screen name, Surreal Hephaestus Quasar.
Wheezer?
No, Quasar. You know, like the star.
We've always given a saint's name and a family name.
Well, maybe we should branch out a little. Like name the baby Mohammad or Buddha. Or Elvis.
No. Just no.
Why not? Lots of people consider them saints. Saints, prophets, same difference.
No.
Let's name the baby for me. Alexander the Second.
No.
How about Otto?
For...?
Otto von Bismarck.
No.
I know! Genghis!
You're trying to get me to blog this conversation, aren't you?
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