I have never tried homeopathy, unless you count the old tube of arnica ointment in the medicine cabinet. But yesterday I had an inspiration. The answer to the question my husband kept asking during my pregnancy -- "Where did all the ice cream go?" -- has become distressingly clear: it went to my behind. The solution? Homeopathy!
Like cures like, right? I can drive away the ice cream flab by -- eating more ice cream!
Jamie's Homeopathic Ice Cream Diet -- how's that for my book title?
I think I am going to be a zillionaire. A slim and attractive zillionaire, even.
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