Light and Momentary

Obstetrically improbable

I've been ticking along with my pleasant slow read of War & Peace. My college friend Stephan is doing it too, and occasionally one of us will send the other an enthusiastic text. But I am having some thoughts about the chapter in which Prince Andrei's son is born, and I don't think Stephan is the right audience for them.

Spoilers for a 160-year-old book: Prince Andrei returns from the war to find his wife in labor. He listens from the next room. Here's how it goes down in the Project Gutenberg version:

He began pacing the room. The screaming ceased, and a few more seconds went by. Then suddenly a terrible shriek—it could not be hers, she could not scream like that—came from the bedroom. Prince Andrew ran to the door; the scream ceased and he heard the wail of an infant.

“What have they taken a baby in there for?” thought Prince Andrew in the first second. “A baby? What baby...? Why is there a baby there? Or is the baby born?”

Then suddenly he realized the joyful significance of that wail; tears choked him, and leaning his elbows on the window sill he began to cry, sobbing like a child. The door opened. The doctor with his shirt sleeves tucked up, without a coat, pale and with a trembling jaw, came out of the room. Prince Andrew turned to him, but the doctor gave him a bewildered look and passed by without a word. A woman rushed out and seeing Prince Andrew stopped, hesitating on the threshold. He went into his wife’s room. She was lying dead, in the same position he had seen her in five minutes before and, despite the fixed eyes and the pallor of the cheeks, the same expression was on her charming childlike face.

Part I of the weirdness is that I remember half of this vividly. Our professor talked about Prince Andrei's moment of confusion when he heard the baby cry, and that particular moment has stayed with me since 1990. But how, friends, HOW did I forget that in the very next paragraph he found his wife dead?

Part 2 of the weirdness is that I do not think this makes sense obstetrically. Probably 1990 Jamie thought, "Ah, yes, women died in childbirth all the time in 1806." But deaths in childbirth have a mechanism. This doesn't add up, right? She was making loud noises right until the baby was born. The baby wasn't in bad shape -- he was making a good respiratory effort if his cries could be heard clearly in the next room -- but then something so sudden and final happened that the doctor walked away without attempting to save the princess.

What could it have been? I don't think you can push effectively and scream loudly with fulminant eclampsia, can you? That doesn't really sound like someone having a seizure or a stroke, right? And I know that lots of women bled out after childbirth, but it takes a little time to bleed to death. Even in 1806, they were massaging hemorrhaging uteri, weren't they? What causes sudden maternal death with no hope of effective intervention? Amniotic fluid embolism?

Dr. Google says that placenta previa was the "condition which aroused more anxiety in the attendant and was more dangerous to the mother than any other complication of childbirth." Maybe that was it, but I'm not convinced. Five minutes from actively pushing to so-persuasively-dead-the-doctor-walked-away -- is that plausible? 

Meh

I am trying to focus on the positives from the personal training session. She did not talk to me about body composition. (In response to a question on yesterday's post: I didn't get on the InBody scale when I was asked to, so I don't know what those numbers might have told me. I can do single-leg lower-body exercises with equal weights, so I think it's more likely to be an asymmetrical mobility issue than an asymmetrical strength issue.)

I did spend a lot of time practicing sitting back into a squat, which feels a little scary. I know I sometimes overcompensate for that worry by tilting forward, so it was useful to focus explicitly on that skill.

It's probably useful for me to be more consistent about a structured warmup if I have concerns about mobility, and I liked the way she set that part up.

But it did not feel individualized, which seems like the whole point of personal training. She herself doesn't routinely squat to depth, which makes me wonder how well suited she is to help me with issues that arise when my squat gets deeper. She didn't address ankle mobility at all, even though I had told her I suspected an asymmetry there could be causing problems higher up the chain. I felt like she was gatekeeping the barbell after I had explicitly said I wanted to work on squatting under load. She didn't pay particular attention to my left hip, the one I had said was the source of my concern. She told me at the end of the session that she'd spent the whole hour thinking my name was Julie. 

I'm a little frustrated with myself for not speaking up.

Place your bets

I got a notification from the gym last month: I had enough loyalty points for a free personal training session. I made an appointment with the scheduler, saying explicitly that I wanted to address an asymmetry in my barbell squat.

"Hop on the InBody scale," the scheduler said as soon as we arrived in his office, "so I can get a sense of what your goals might be."

"My goal is to fix my squat form," I said in my polite-but-immovable voice, "and I don't think the numbers from your scale are going to be helpful to me."

He blinked in surprise but didn't push it.

The front desk staff asked me on Sunday afternoon about the training session. "Oh, you're working with Hannah," one of them exclaimed while the other one nodded. "She'll do such a great job helping you with your body composition goals." I didn't say anything to them about it, but isn't it weird to assume that a person has body composition goals? Is it just a safe bet that every woman in the gym wants to modify her diet to get smaller? Even the person who was LITERALLY JUST TELLING YOU about hitting a deadlift PR? (185 pounds, look at me scooching along toward 200!) (This is relevant because after the early stages of lifting it works much better to focus on one of the two: either seeking new PRs or attempting to lose fat -- it gets harder to combine them.)

I have been super-explicit with Hannah over email -- as direct as I can possibly be -- that my goal is to fix a specific issue with my left hip that arises in heavy barbell squats.

Is she going to try to talk to me about fat loss? What's your guess?

Some drama at the Solo & Ensemble Festival

Today was the regional music contest that brings kids from all over to a local high school. I was hoping Stella would find it less stressful than she did last year, and for a while it seemed like that might be the case. She sang a Schubert piece for her vocal solo; it went well. But immediately afterward, her anxiety spiked. She studies voice and piano with the same teacher, who played the accompaniment for her vocal performance. The teacher leaned over the keyboard afterward and whispered, "The piano judge is giving 3s to ALL OF MY STUDENTS." She was incensed. "I'm going to complain after it's over," she added.

When I was a piano student in the 1980s, it was really hard to get a 1. Every time I went to one of these competitions, I had practiced for months beforehand, and every time I got a 2. But these days, a reasonably prepared student will get a 1. Even a performance that seems rough and fumbly may well wind up with a 1 rating; the judging has shifted over the years. I've been taking kids to these competitions for ten years now, and I've never heard of anyone getting a 3.

Stella left the room after her vocal solo and immediately started to cry. 

Thankfully, she spent some time laughing with friends in between the two rounds of judging, and she was happy to learn that she got a 1 on her vocal solo. But the time ticked by, and all too soon we found ourselves in the room with two other participants, their families, and the piano judge, who was running behind for reasons that will shortly become clear.

Participant #1 warmed up, and the judge asked her to introduce herself. "What?" the judge said when she heard a Korean name. "I don't know how to pronounce that. Say it again." Afterward she summoned the student to the table. "Next year," she said, "you'll need to step up and play something more challenging. And do you know what a metronome is? You should really practice with a metronome."

Participant #2 stepped forward. "Ray-jay?" the judge queried. "Raja," he answered. He played his piece competently, but she spent 5 minutes afterward telling him how important it was to honor the dynamic markings. "I could tell you were trying," she said in a voice that oozed condescension, "but you really have to honor those dynamics."

Then it was Stella's turn, but her teacher wasn't there yet. We were totally clear, absolutely 100% clear, that the person we were waiting on was Stella's piano teacher, who had the copy of the music that the judge would review. When the teacher walked in, it was entirely obvious that she was there because she was Stella's piano teacher. This is why it seemed a little odd that the judge spent 5 minutes after Stella's performance complaining that she needed to relearn how to pedal.

This, I thought to myself, was a serendipitous choice of things for her to complain about. Stella's teacher is a stickler, an absolute martinet, when it comes to pedaling. She has coached and coached; Stella has practiced and practiced. We knew Stella might hit a sour note somewhere in there, but we were all confident that the pedal would be flawless. Mysteriously, the judge was lecturing the teacher about how Stella should go back to pedaling quarter note rhythms, because lots of pianists think they know how to pedal when they actually don't.

That, I thought to myself, is A Choice, to tell a well-respected piano teacher to her face that she probably needs to relearn the basics.

Stella kept her brave face on while the judge was talking to her, and then she walked out into the hallway with her best friend and immediately dissolved in tears. I said goodbye to the teacher, who whispered, "She's going to get a 3. Everybody's getting a 3." 

And then Mr. B came along. Mr. B is a music teacher in the district who taught Joe back in junior high and also taught Pete in high school. Different as they are, they both loved him. He asked Stella how it went, and she said, tearily, "Not the best."

He gave her the loveliest pep talk, you guys. He said he'd been watching the ratings coming out of the piano room all day, and he invited her to think about the bigger picture. Had she grown as a musician in preparing for the contest? Had she learned some new skills and sharpened old ones? Had she put in the work to become a better pianist? It was so sincere and spot-on that I wanted to fling my arms around him and say "THANK YOOOUUUUU," but I restrained myself. 

"This is just one more step on your journey," he assured her. He nodded wisely and walked off. But less than a minute later he looped back. "You're Stella, right?" he said. She nodded. "Never mind," he said. "You got a 1, kid." 

***

I came right home after the contest and wrote it all down; I wanted to capture the details while they were fresh in my mind. But I also felt like I had some more thinking to do about the whole thing.

How much does rating inflation matter? How much does consistent judging matter? What do kids take away from a numerical rating, and does it help or hurt their future musicianship? 

I don't know the answers to any of those questions. But I will remember Stella's soprano voice, soaring lyrically across the lines of German verse. And I will remember her brave face, her resolution to do the best she could despite the judge's truculence and her refusal to crumple in the face of criticism afterward. 

I hope that for the rest of her life she finds joy in music, in all the ways we can teach our hands and voices to do hard things in the pursuit of evanescent beauty. I hope that she never gives much weight to the opinions of people determined to criticize, when it's really about the magical intersection of patience and skill and joy.

(Also, I hope they find a different piano judge for next year.)

In the spring a young person's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of mittens

That's what all the young people think, right? It's March; I need some new mittens!

Back in December I decided to make some mittens as a Christmas gift for Joe's girlfriend. They went smoothly and reasonably quickly, by knitter standards, and I decided to make some more mittens. Ysolda Teague released a fun fall pattern with a quilt vibe, and I decided to crank out a pair of those for Marie.

Oh my stinking heck, they have been a PROJECT. Fingering weight yarn instead of worsted, garter instead of stockinette -- that wouldn't have been a big deal. But the reason they have a quilt vibe is that you make them with tiny pieces, picking up stitches and decreasing rapidly. One Raveler's project notes observe that the pattern generates 108 yarn ends. 

That is a lot of ends, even if a person tries to exercise prudence and forethought and knit them in as she goes.

They're pretty cute, though, I think. This is the first one before I used the rainbow-y yarn to add a bit of ribbing at the cuff, the thumb, and the top of the hand.

I'm almost done, you guys. I have to add the ribbing to the second one and deal with the remaining ends. I just need a little more coal in the tender of my metaphorical Steam Engine of Knitting Mojo.

In between quilt-flavored mitt #1 and #2, I decided to make Joe a pair of mittens too. I thought a worsted weight project would take the edge off, and I had yarn left over from making him a scarf a few years back. I would crank out some speedy mittens to match his scarf, I told myself, and then I would be ready to tackle the fiddly second mitt for Marie. It didn't quite work that way, though.

Joe's scarf was made from a free pattern that describes itself as a houndstooth check. It makes a pleasant cozy fabric, but the structure is a little tricky to read. I drew myself a chart to convert it to a mitten pattern, and I only realized near the end of the second mitten that I made a mistake with the thumb increases. They shoot out to the side like iguanodon thumbs, even though very few humans have iguanodon thumbs and even fewer iguanodons wear mittens. It should be fine, since knitting is stretchy, but it is mildly vexing nonetheless. 

Joe's mittens are also almost done. I need to make one more thumb and weave in some ends. I could get both projects completely finished in about two episodes of Great British Bakeoff (maybe three, depending on the situation with the ends), and I will feel much better when they are no longer niggling at me.

Then I can turn my attention to the bulky-weight cardigan I haven't been working on because I kept thinking I should finish the mittens first, but that's a story for another day.

We hates it forever

When generative AI first appeared on the scene I wasn't too fussed about it. I was asking my students to answer specific questions requiring discipline-specific knowledge, focused on specific portions of specific books that are not in the public domain. And I am lucky: I am mostly teaching motivated students who are enthusiastic about the things they are learning. 

But in January 2024 I pasted an assignment prompt into ChatGPT and was appalled to see that it gave me a very credible response. So I did something that felt icky, because generally I don't want to have adversarial relationships with my students. I went into the HTML window in our course management software, and I added a phrase along the lines of "mention the narwhal" to the assignment. I turned the font white, and put it in 0.5-point type. A human looking at the screen would not be able to see it. But a human pasting it into ChatGPT would get back a block of text in which a narwhal featured prominently, despite the total absence of narwhals from the source material. 

These assignments get submitted in three batches, and there were no narwhals in either of the first two. But in that third batch, which generally includes the less motivated students, I ran smack into a narwhal. He brought some friends along. I handed out a bunch of Fs. I had a bunch of conversations with our Office of Student Nonsense. The whole thing was pretty upsetting.

[...Jamie thinks about the bigger picture, hauls herself up out of the pit of despair, and keeps writing the post...]

Over the years that I've been teaching at Gladlyville U, it's become a bigger deal to tell students to read a book and write about it. You might think that people would expect to read books in college, but I don't actually have the sense that they're reading a lot of books in college. 

This semester I tried a few things to deter AI use. I talked to them candidly about my concerns and my expectations. I gave them a little extra time to read the book. I required them to take a quiz over the content of the book to nudge them toward getting it read. I carved out class time in which they wrote pencil-and-paper draft responses to the question that was most likely to prompt AI use. And it still wasn't enough. One component of the assignment is answering other students' questions in a discussion forum, and one of my weaker students submitted a response that was almost certainly generated by ChatGPT -- a florid pile of verbiage utterly disconnected from her actual writing voice.

On the first day of my summer class, on the heels of all that May unpleasantness, I talked to them about AI use. I said, "Getting a degree is kind of like training for an endurance event. You have to put in the effort consistently across time -- you keep showing up for the workouts and doing the hard thing even when you'd rather stay on the couch. Over time you absorb that training, slowly and almost invisibly, and it changes you. That's what gets you over the finish line."

I invited them to imagine a dishonest influencer who kept posting on Instagram about her triathlon prep even though it was mostly fake. "Tough workout today!" she might post, after running just far enough to break a sweat and take a cute picture. ChatGPT use, I told them, is that same kind of fakery: the user makes a pretense of doing a hard thing, without absorbing the real benefit of the task. 

I still think it's a useful analogy. But I can't make all the students want to put in the work. I have been writing this post in the hope that it would make me less sad and grumpy, but I'm still pretty sad and grumpy about the state of things in higher ed right now. Bleh, she said articulately. Bleh indeed.

Adventuring with the Band

The usual keyboardist for the 11:00 Mass was unavailable today, and her sub asked me if I would cantor. "Sure thing," I told her, but I had forgotten that singing for 11 is an adventure.

If I cantor for the early Mass, it's the keyboardist and me and a few junior high girls. Sometimes this presents its own challenges, but it's not like 11. At 11, see, we have The Guys.

Guy #1, whom we will call Elroy, always wanted to play in a band. For his entire life, he wanted to be a rock-and-roll guitarist. About 20 years ago he started playing electric guitar at church, and he's still at it.

Elroy requires some managing. One night I was at a rehearsal where a previous director said to him, "Elroy, I like all of the notes you are playing, but I would like you to play about half of them." His mission is to add in some instrumental padding around the other instruments and voices, but I have to say that the effect is occasionally...memorable. First off, no shade to Elroy, but the vibe is something like Mark Knopfler Turns His Hand To Liturgical Music. Imagine the Sanctus with some of those electric guitar adornments from Sultans of Swing. NOW imagine that Mark Knopfler vibe, only cranked up to 11.

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Picture the keyboardist slipping back to the sound board between songs, dialing down the electric guitar and turning up the voices. The effectiveness of this strategy is limited, however, because Elroy's guitar has its own volume control.

Guy #2 is a drummer and I don't know his name. I've rehearsed with him once before, but the guy in charge on that day was bossier than the keyboardist running things today. And Guy #2, my friends -- he drums from his HEART.

The problem with drumming from your HEART is that your particular heart may or may not be pulsing in time with the keyboardist's tempo, and you might find yourself floating in a figurative sea of drumbeats, rat-a-tat-tatting for the glory of God, except regrettably disconnected from the beat that the rest of the ensemble is attempting to maintain.

Guy #3 is a quiet competent bassist who does not contribute in any way to the mayhem, but he does add to the Wall of Imposing Dudeliness vibe happening in the choir corner at 11:00 Mass.

Complicating Factor #1: the keyboardist had selected two unfamiliar songs, one of which has a ton of syncopation. Complicating Factor #2: another vocalist showed up 15 minutes before Mass, not having rehearsed any of the music.

It was mostly fine, even though the disaster potential was high. The super-syncopated brand-new song was the meditation hymn, and I think the drummer must have been experiencing some profound communion with God that distracted him from keeping time in a recognizable way. Elroy was undaunted by the rhythmic anomalies, and he carried on with his heavily amplified embellishments. That one was definitely a little ragged. But thankfully, it was also temporary.

I hope the next time I get called to sub it's for the early Mass.

I don't know how we move forward

Like a lot of purple counties, mine tilted right in the last election. On my block and among my colleagues I am in a mostly blue bubble, but in Gladlyville as a whole I am in the minority. At the gym, at the grocery store, on the trail, roughly every other person I encounter voted for Trump. It's almost certainly a more pronounced majority at my church. 

I expended many hours and many pixels blogging about Trump between 2016 and 2021, culminating in a post about January 6 that caused at least one long-time reader to decide she was never coming back here again. I found it unimaginable that he could be elected in 2016, unimaginable that 2020 could be anything other than a Biden landslide, unimaginable that he could think of running again, unimaginable that the 2024 race would be close. The Gen Z kids were going to turn out in droves, I asserted in the fall. The polling only looks close because they never answer their phones.

This is where Inigo Montoya turns to me and says:  

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Sad to say, my imagination is not keeping pace with the preferences of my neighbors.

So what happens in a world where the unimaginable has in fact become the everyday? I do not really know the answer to that question.

I have put myself on a pretty strict news diet. I'm not even reading Heather Cox Richardson. I have called my reps once, but a once-a-month schedule feels more doable to me than the once-a-week schedule I maintained during the first Trump administration. In 2017 it felt urgent to me to follow the news closely. Did it do any good? Did it do enough good to offset the peace of mind it cost me? I'm managing my inputs much more aggressively this time around. I can't predict what Trump will do or say because he doesn't think or act like a normal human being. I can't focus on the hypotheticals while also preserving my sanity. So I won't.

But one thing hasn't changed for me: in those stunned sad posts from November 2016 I put a lot of emphasis on kindness. That's still where I find myself, trying to be intentional about kindness while not shying away from honesty. You know that old saw about people not caring how much you know unless they know how much you care? It has been my experience that kindness and curiosity are more likely to advance a conversation than the zingiest arguments. Here in my red-shifted town I am trying to take the long view, one conversation at a time -- keep the door open, share new information, invite a different perspective.

During the pandemic the polarization was visible in my church in a way that still plagues me. Our pastor handled it well, I thought, by designating two weekend Masses as masks-required and two as masks-optional. "I implore you," said the pastor, "in your charity for the vulnerable -- for the elderly and those going through cancer treatment and others who must avoid this virus -- wear a mask at these two Masses so they can be safer." A small subset of parishioners refused; they were going to Mass when they wanted to go to Mass and they weren't going to mask. One of them in particular afforded me a lot of opportunities to practice custody of the eyes; I still see him and think "WELL, IF IT ISN'T MR. CAN'T-BE-BOTHERED!" This is a failure in charity on my part, I know; he is more than his bad decisions.

In the intervening years the masks have mostly vanished but the polarization has only grown. I know many people who were tenuously Catholic then and emphatically not Catholic now; I know many people who have slid toward rad-traddery without seeming to see the absurdity of telling the Vicar of Christ that he is insufficiently Catholic. I categorically refuse to relegate my church to the crazies. I belong there, in my parish; I belong here, in Gladlyville. 

I think, maybe, because I don't know what else I can possibly think without succumbing to despair, that the best way forward is just to keep showing up. I'm going to keep talking about my trans kid in church circles, where a lot of people don't know that families they care about include trans members. I'm going to keep sending Christmas cards to that one big family we used to be close to. I hate it that the daughters in that family have less access to higher education than the sons, but I'm willing to be Christmas-card-level friends anyway. Over the years I have occasionally established connections with our friends' kids via Christmas letters (e.g., they think my letter is funny and find me on social media), and so I'm going to carry on, as one of the few women in higher education in their orbit, saying that I am happy to hear from them.

And so I am going to choose to believe that other people are out there doing the same uncertain and occasionally heartbreaking thing: showing up in their purple counties, purple churches, purple marriages, and saying, "Hey, I care about you, and have you considered that...?"

It would be the height of irony for me to write a thousand-word post about the importance of being persuadable and then follow it up with a 1400-word post in which I appear to disregard the comments disagreeing with me, so let me be clear: I've been thinking about the things you said. I hear you: that husband sounds pretty far out there. It's a tough situation, no question about it. They may wind up divorced; that might be best for everyone involved. It may be the case that she asked the question in that particular group because she knew how they would respond.

But who is better positioned than that guy's wife to say, "I love you; that's bonkers; you know better than that"? I can imagine a marriage in which she is genuinely seeking better ways to say those things, which is why I answered the question she asked. I did suggest some other resources; I did invite her to DM me if she'd like. But I started by answering the question she asked, because once we start assuming that disconnection is the best option, the world gets bleaker.

Would you cut off a parent who voted for Trump?

Would you cut off a son who announced that household voting seemed best to him? 

Would you cut off a brother who showed up to Thanksgiving dinner in a shirt with a Punisher logo? 

In every case, it seems to me, the devil is in the details, and a Facebook post is unlikely to supply those details.

I see a lot of Facebook posts from West Virginia friends steeped in the Fox News worldview, and I teach a lot of young adults from farm country whose parents' worst nightmare is that they will be brainwashed by the libs in the pursuit of higher education. Last year I got a couple of thank-you cards from students that meant a lot to me. One said, "You have made me rethink so many things, in the best way." The other said, "In your classes there is an atmosphere of joy that I treasure." I am so lucky to have the job I do, where I can waltz in as my curious goofball self and teach about why we should fund scientific research, and how access to healthcare saves lives, and why disability advocacy matters. I'm going to keep requiring my students to participate in the political process as advocates for people with disabilities, and reflecting on what they learned. I'm going to keep telling them about the costs of inequalities in access to healthcare, and our collective responsibility to enforce environmental laws that protect gestating babies and their families from avoidable harms.

I'm not going to change a lot of minds on Facebook, but I'm willing to answer questions, to offer compassion and connection. The outcomes of my work in the classroom are variable and uncertain, but I'm going to keep showing up and doing my best. And I cannot know what the future holds for the US Catholic Church, but I'm confident that if the gates of hell will not prevail against it, neither will Donald Trump.

I don't have an ending for this too-long post, except to say it again: Kindness. Honesty. Patience. Persistence. That's where I am right now. You?

The easy post

I started writing a post in response to Engie's comment, and HOO BOY there are a lot of thoughts in my head about living in this particular timeline. So! How about if I write an easy happy post instead, and keep chewing on the other one? Let's do that.

Today I deadlifted 175 pounds for the first time, and I am pleased about that. I don't think I deadlifted anything heavier than 145 pounds in all of 2024, so it feels good to be pushing myself again. This trend was largely inspired by reading an advance copy of Casey Johnston's memoir, about which more soon.

I suspect there will come a future time when I have taken a break from lifting, and am wondering about the best way to get back into it. This is a post for future me, and for anyone else who is deadlift-curious.

I have been using an idiosyncratic deadlift cue that I don't think I've seen anywhere else, and it is this: ALL FOUR CORNERS. I feeeeel my feet inside my shoes, all four corners of each foot. The littlest toe on my left foot doesn't always like to play the four corners game, but I'll keep at it. It's easier for me to press firmly into the floor with feet that are fully awake.

I find it helpful to activate my lats very deliberately, using the same cue I mentioned last year for activating pecs: SQUEEZE THE ORB. I also get more mileage out of my lower body if I am gripping the barbell very deliberately, which may or may not make sense. But in any case, I also tell myself to SQUEEZE THE BAR.

Joe recommended a cue to counteract my tendency to row the weight upward: ARMS LIKE CHAINS. In deadlifts your arms are transmitting force more than they're generating it. I feel like it's become pretty natural for me to maintain a flat back, but I used to have to think a lot more about that.

You can generate more oomph if you fill your thorax with air, but I have to remind myself of that every single time: DEEP BREATH IN.

Deadlifters also talk about taking the slack out of the bar, which I need to remind myself about as well: PULL THE SLACK. 

Put it all together and it looks like this snippet from Sunday (except I am not taking the slack out of the bar -- it's less important with a lighter load):

Open Mind, Steady Heart

Yesterday the Facebook algorithm served me up a post from a group for women in academia. A Catholic member was feeling pressure from her husband to accommodate his move toward the rad-trad end of the Catholic spectrum, and she was unhappy about it. She didn't want to wear a mantilla, she didn't want him commenting approvingly on other people's mantillas, she didn't understand why he had voted against Trump in 2020 and for him in 2024. Also, he has recently decided that women shouldn't be able to vote.

Her specific question was about the mantilla issue. How should she explain to him that she was not interested in veiling? As you might imagine, this was not the usual audience for questions about mantillas at Mass. And as you might also imagine, this was absoluuuuuuutely not an audience that has been reading First Things and saying, "Ah, yes, household voting! It would be so nice to have a man making the hard decisions for me!"

I posted a response to the mantilla question (and suggested some saner sources to counteract the husband's apparent recent immersion in poisonous nonsense), but the large majority of commenters were not interested in talking about mantillas. "Run!" they said. "Make an exit plan!" they exhorted her. "Did he have a recent brain injury?" they wanted to know.

It is possible, I know, that this husband's rightward lurch indicates an unresolvable issue that really does require the involvement of a domestic violence response team. But also? maybe not? Maybe she can just say, "There are a lot of perfectly acceptable ways to be Catholic. I find mantillas distracting and they are not obligatory. Not for me."

There is a part of me that always wants to believe people are persuadable, even though people are often not very persuadable at all.

When we first moved to Edinburgh I was surprised and unsettled by the secular flavor of life in Scotland. Empty churches, graying churches -- it felt lonely to be a 20-something practicing Catholic. One day I was walking through the city with small Alex when we passed by a Christian bookstore. I stopped in and said hello to the proprietor, who quickly discovered that I was Catholic. His instant response -- it's going to sound like I'm making this up but these are his actual words -- anyway, his instant response was: "you worship Mary!" 

After a brief and fruitless conversation I betook myself to our little stone house, where I immediately began a letter addressing his most egregious misconceptions. You guys, I laaaaaabored over that letter. I prayed, I reflected, I wrote and rewrote. I sent it off and received a swift reply. (It was the late 90s; people still wrote letters.) "You seem," the proprietor told me, "like you might possibly be a Christian. But most Catholics are not."

"Elwood," I said, waving this disappointing missive in the air, "I don't even think he read my whole letter." "Of course he didn't," said my husband. "What did you expect?"

Well, I expected him to read my letter, that's what.

That hopeful side of me still emerges with some regularity. I will EXPLAIN to the people on the internet that they are misinformed about out-of-hospital birth! I will EXPLAIN to my angry student that the syllabus policy is a good policy, stated clearly! I will EXPLAIN to Substance Abuser #1 that she is shortening her life by continuing to drink like this and that sobriety gets easier with time and practice!

I guess one strand of my jumbly feelings about this Facebook conversation is rooted in decades of observing that most people do not want to be persuaded; mostly they want to believe what they already believe. And yet-- and yet. How can we do better if don't know better? And how can we know better if people shrug their shoulders and assume we will not be persuadable?

Another strand of those jumbly feelings is my ongoing surprise about the speed with which the women in that group consign other people's marriages to the trash heap. I used to follow someone on Twitter who would often share links describing men behaving badly. "You gotta throw the whole man away [trash can emoji]," she would post over and over again. I'm not going to tell anybody to give a badly behaved Tinder date another chance, but a marriage is a different situation.

To be a spouse is to be an annoying spouse some of the time. But over the decades, someone else's annoying behavior can be an opportunity to grow in kindness, to see the whole person more clearly than the irksome habit, to learn to laugh together about the things that used to drive you up the wall. Just yesterday Elwood and I were joking about one of my annoying-spouse traits, my inability to see things in the fridge.

I do not mean to suggest that time and patience will solve every problem. We have certainly had low points in our marriage, places where I could not see a way forward. "I don't understand why you would stay," a friend once said to me about a particularly painful flavor of stuckness. "Well," I said, "because I made a vow before God." By the grace of God here we are, almost 32 years in.

Maybe other humans are fundamentally unknowable; maybe persuasion is mostly luck or serendipity. Maybe I am the old-fashioned one in the conversation, with my quaint and earnest thoughts about vows before God. But maybe also this is how we grow, slowly and with difficulty -- by being willing to reconsider even when we think we're right, by being willing to persevere with the people we have chosen to love.