Nothing. I am knitting exactly nothing. I am holding this weird-looking but totally-fun-to-knit shawl in my lap and making stressed out faces as I do not knit it. Note the clenchy stressed-out fingers in this picture:
I am doing this because the Cubs are leading in game 7 of the World Series. My husband has been waiting his entire life for this. I know that if I attempt to knit with my heart racing I will wind up with a catawampus pile of chaos. A mellower knitter might prefer to call it a souvenir ("That missed yarn-over right there happened when David Ross hit a home run in the sixth," she might say), but I am not that knitter.
This is not exactly a Yarn Along post but I will steer you to Ginny's linkup anyway.